random things about me

random things about me that have nothing to do with nothing.

• i fear no one.
• i cry easily.
• im a terrible driver.
• i always use the cross walk so that if anybody hits me, i can sue.
• my favorite sound is raindrops on rooftops.
• i had my first french kiss at age 16.
• i dont like vanilla pudding b/c i think it looks like phlegm.
• i've often been told that i sound white over the phone.
• sometimes i smell my fingers like mary katherine gallagher.
• my favorite book is Anthem by Ayn Rand.
• i didnt have my first alcoholic drink until i was 23.
• i used to only wash my hair 1/2 or 1/4 at a time b/c i didnt like to have them all wet at the same time. i had locks, and when wet, they were very heavy and took a day to dry.
• my favorite chocolate is dark chocolate, but my favorite candy is Almond Roca.
• when i was 25, i lost 68 lbs in 5 months by fasting. A year later, I had gained 85.
• i dont like flowers as gifts b/c i think about how they died as soon as they were picked.
• i started my period at age 11.
• the first time i remember being in church was when i was 19, i was dating the son of a preacher.
• korea will never profit from my hair b/c i keeps it natural.
• i didnt start using tampons until i was 25.
• my favorite smells for perfume or cologne is anything citrus: orange, peach, lemon, etc.
• i didnt learn to swim until i was 24, when i took a beginning swim class in college.
• i dont like porn, but i do like hentai.
• i have an abnormal attachment to my pet cats and secretly hope they die before i leave for korea, b/c i dont think anyone will be able to take as good of care of them as i do.
• i didnt learn to ride a bike until my boyfriend taught me. i was 25.
• i dont like bananas, but i love banana bread.
• i am afriad of dogs.
• i can type approximately 72 words per minute.
• i dont cook b/c my mother tried to teach only me, and not my brother, when i was young.
• i was 18 the first time i had sex.
• i am one inch taller than my on-paper husband.
• i cry every time i watch the movie spirited away.
• i cut coke zero with water b/c i drink so much of it.
• i was baptised catholic but i dont really practice any religion.
• in my early twenties, i had my nose, ears, tongue, nipples, and navel all pierced, some with multiple holes. now i wear one earring in each ear and occasionally a small stud in the nose.
• my favorite fruit is cherries.
• post high school, many former classmates told me they thought i was gay.
• i never litter.
• i've smoked marijuana less than 5 times my entire life.
• i dont like spicy food, but i love wasabi on sushi.
• if im walking and there's a van parked ahead of me, i cross the street b/c im afraid that the door will slide open and i'll be abducted, anally raped, and murdered.
• i will never eat white chocolate, b/c i think it's weird that it's white.
• my favorite pizza topping is pineapple.
• i never go to taco bell b/c im from southern california where there's a Roberto's on every corner.
• most of the time, i dont answer my phone. just b/c.
• at age 30 i was on my 5th car.
• i dont like that smokers leave their cigarette butts just anywhere.
• i dont want to have children.
• my favorite show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, even tho i thought it was blatantly racist.
• i like my nails to be polished blk w/white tips or white w/blk tips.
• my favorite online expression is owned.
• sometimes it's spelled pwned.
• or pwn3d.
• i love yoplait non fat strawberry yogurt.
• my favorite mcee is jean grae.
• i hate it when white people touch my hair.
• i think don cheadle is hot.
• i took a written test when i renewed my driver's license and i got every question right
• i want to eat vegan, but every so often i have to have a hamburger.
• i dont like to hug or shake hands. ever.
• i love the way the streets smell after it rains.
• at the bar, i only drink hard liquor. i never developed the taste for beer.
• i like to eat raw red bell peppers like apples.
• i dont think pomegranates are worth the time it takes to eat them.
• i want to spend my money on stuff like this.
• i dont follow sports, but i like sports movies.
• brad pitt is hot, but johnny depp is forever.
• it tickles me that i can use chopsticks and my mom can't. ha!
• i only use ob tampons b/c i worry about the environment and how applicators are wasting space in landfills.
• when i was about 12, i set my hair on fire b/c i wanted to know if hair burns.
• i like men w/a little facial hair.
• i always use proper spelling and grammar, even when txting on the cell phone.
• i hate cold weather.
• sometimes if im reading something "classic," i'll concurrently read the cliff notes.